The Raven Cafe once upon a cafe dreary, while i coded weak and weary, \\ over many a quaint and curious kilobyte of forgotten ruby. While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a chatting, \\ As of some one gently hacking, hacking at my kernel's door. \\ `'Tis some cracker,' I muttered, `hacking at my kernel's door - \\ Only .ru, and nothing more.' Ah distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak September \\ and each seperate cafinated hipster wrought its cell phone on the table. \\ Eagerly I wished the mocha; - vainly I had sought to soda \\ From teh cooler surcease of buzz - buzz for the lost barrista - \\